Monday “Punnies”

A good laugh will heal a lot of ailments! And a good pun certainly gives us a good laugh!

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

To the person who invented zero: Thanks for nothing.

The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

I’m not a fan of elevator music. It’s bad on so many levels.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Thanks, Inspiring Quotes, for sharing in the fun!

Have a happy, joy-filled week!