Have You Punned Lately?

The pun is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of words or similar sounding words.  They have been used to create humor by writers, ranging from William Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde to George Carlin.

Everyone can appreciate a good pun now and again.  Your Two chums are no exception. We came across a list of clever puns that we thought you might appreciate…or at least you may know someone who will enjoy them… 1.   I tried to catch some fog.  I mist.

2.   When chemists die, they barium.

3.   Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

4.   A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

5.   I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop anytime.

6.   How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

7.   I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

8.  A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

9.   I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I can’t put it down.

10. I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

11.  They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

12.  A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

13.  PMS jokes aren’t funny.  Period.

14.  Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

15.  Class trip to the Coca Cola factory.  I hope there’s no pop quiz.

16.  Broken pencils are pointless.

17.  I didn’t like my beard at first…then it grew on me.

18.  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

19.  When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

20.  Energizer bunny arrested:  charged with battery.

Well, have YOU punned today?