A Monday Chuckle

We have regularly been sharing a funny story with you when we come across them, to start out the week with laughter.  This one speaks for itself 🙂One of our chums shared this with us:

One morning a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out.  She motored out a short distance, anchored, and began to read her book.

Along came a Game Warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said , “Good morning, Ma’am, what are you doing ?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking to herself, “Isn’t that obvious what i’m doing?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” the Game Warden informed her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“For reading a book?,” she asked.

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informed her again .

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading .”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.   I’ll have to take you in and write you up .”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” said the Game Warden.

“That’s true,” responded the woman, “but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am” said the officer and he left.

MORAL :

Never argue with a woman who reads.  It’s likely she can also think.

Happy Monday!